can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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