And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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