just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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