I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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