: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
lol hangovers are for mortals.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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