bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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