thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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