Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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