my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
and you fell through a lawn chair
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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