What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
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she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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