butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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