Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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