I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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