Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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