Are we in a gay sports bar?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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