HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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