Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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