I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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