I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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