My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
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My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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