sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
it's like heaven, but drunker
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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