If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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