jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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