very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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