You surviving the open bar?
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I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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