I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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