his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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