i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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