I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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