I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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