Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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