She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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