I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
