Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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