chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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