It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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