Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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