She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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