Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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