So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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