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I hate all girls vehemently.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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