we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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