I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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