Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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