Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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