I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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