but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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