So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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