I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been