Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
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Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
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He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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