well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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