We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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