i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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