do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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