i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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