I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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