is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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